Big news, kinfolk—Hetero Awesome just scored its first ambassador, Ian Carroll, a truth-seeking juggernaut who’s locked arms with us to defend the family against a world rotting with liberalism. This guy’s a beast, and he’s here to swing hard for what matters.

You might know Ian from the socials—@IanCarrollShow on X or @cancel.ian.carroll on Instagram—or his site, canceliancarroll.com. 

A couple years back, he blew up on TikTok, ripping the lid off mega-corporations that choke our grocery stores with their garbage. He laid bare how these giants control damn near every bite we eat, pumping poison into the food supply while families get stuck swallowing the fallout. That’s where he built his crew—calling out the suits, waking people up, and proving he’s got the spine to dig where others flinch.

What makes Ian a perfect fit for Hetero Awesome? He’s a relentless hunter, not some loudmouth with a mic. His research hits like a battering ram—sharp, fearless, slicing through the fog of lies. Whether he’s dismantling Big Pharma’s pill racket or spotlighting the anti-family agendas slithering around, Ian’s got a gift for clarity that sparks action. Our Battle Lines—life, liberty, kin—are his, and he defends them with grit and guts.

He’s out there forging crews and championing the sacred core we fight for. Oh, and don’t get it twisted—Ian’s not pocketing cash for this. No ambassador of ours is. He’s in it pure, fueled by the mission, not money. We’ll cover some basic travel costs to keep him moving, but that’s it. This is about truth, not a paycheck.

So here’s the deal: track him down at @IanCarrollShow or @cancel.ian.carroll, hit up canceliancarroll.com, and see the fire for yourself. Ian Carroll’s not just our first ambassador—he’s a brother in the trenches, arming the bold with what they need to stand tall. The stakes are sky-high, and with Ian in the ring, we’re ready to crush it. Let’s roll.