Donating to Heterosexual Awesomeness Inc (@heteroawesome) means backing a 501(c)(3) war machine—tax-deductible, no waste, all muscle. Every buck fuels killer digital content that lifts family values to the heavens and obliterates the losers trying to tear them down. Unlike those grift-riddled nonprofits, we’re clean: no salaries for Founder Mark Fitzpatrick or his kin, no padded pockets—every dollar’s tracked with DOGE-style transparency for our supporters. You’re not just giving cash; you’re arming a fearless tribe to smash anti-family garbage and fortify what matters. Join our fight!