About
Hetero Awesome Declaration of Non-Grifting Badassery
We’re not here to fleece the flock—we’re here to fight for family, and every damn dollar proves it. Here’s the line in the sand:
Founder Mark Fitzpatrick, his kin, and our board of directors don’t touch a dime—no salaries, no pay, nada. This ain’t a gravy train; it’s a mission.
Ambassadors? Same deal—no paychecks, no cushy gigs. They might get a small chunk of travel cash when they’re repping HA hard, plus some sweet merch to flex the cause. That’s it.
Every quarter, we’re cracking open the books—full DOGE-style transparency. Every buck tracked, no shady corners. No mansions, no fancy wheels, no slick loans, no laundering, no pocket-stuffing. We’ve seen the grift-clowns like BLM turn non-profits into piggy banks—we’re the opposite. Cash comes in? It fuels the Battle Lines, period. No woke donors hijacking us for their garbage agendas.
We’re lean, mean, and clean—family-first warriors, not fat-cat frauds. Truth’s our currency, and it’s not for sale.
Heterosexual Awesomeness Inc
We’re a relentless tribe of truth-seekers, forged with steel spines and unshakable resolve to defend traditional family values against a world drowning in mushy lies. This is Heterosexual Awesomeness Inc, a 501(c)(3) that doesn’t bend, break, or back down. Family’s the bedrock—non-negotiable—and we’re here to fortify it with fearless grit. We expose the anti-family agendas tearing at society’s core, arm the masses with clarity, and rally the brave to stand tall. No grift, no fancy cars, no padded pockets—just pure, unfiltered truth. Our Battle Lines are drawn, and we’re swinging hard. Fuel this fight—drop your support at [link]. Every dollar’s tracked, every cent fuels the family-first mission. Join us. The stakes are everything, and the time’s now.
Why
Ambassadors
Our Ambassadors are a fearless crew of well-known, truth-seeking digital warriors who don’t blink at the woke mob’s whining. These powerhouses dominate with their knack for smashing truth and raw thought into the minds of their huge followings, slicing through the chaos like a machete. They don’t always sync up on every detail—they each have their unique grit—but on our Battle Lines, they’re a rock-solid unit, fighting for family values with no apologies. No grift, no backpedaling, just bold voices driving the Hetero Awesome mission to a world begging for a wake-up call.
Donate
Donating to Heterosexual Awesomeness Inc (@heteroawesome) means backing a 501(c)(3) war machine—tax-deductible, no waste, all muscle. Every buck fuels killer digital content that lifts family values to the heavens and obliterates the losers trying to tear them down. Unlike those grift-riddled nonprofits, we’re clean: no salaries for Founder Mark Fitzpatrick or his kin, no padded pockets—every dollar’s tracked with DOGE-style transparency for our supporters. You’re not just giving cash; you’re arming a fearless tribe to smash anti-family garbage and fortify what matters. Join our fight!