Hetero Fest
Get ready for the Hetero Awesome Fest, slamming into Cecil D. Andrus Park—right in front of Boise’s Capitol—June 20th and 21st, 2025.
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Defending,
honoring,
and
fortifying
traditional
family
values.
We’re a relentless tribe of truth-seekers, swinging hard to defend, honor, and fortify traditional family values against a world gone soft. With fearless grit and unshakable resolve, we expose the clowns tearing at the family’s core, arming the masses with clarity and rallying the brave to stand tall. Our Battle Lines are set—family’s non-negotiable—and we’re here to fight for it, no retreat, no apologies. The time’s now; the stakes are everything.
Ambassadors
Step into the ring with Hetero Awesome. As an HA Ambassador, we’re the spark, the voice, the muscle—spreading the word, forging likeminded crews, and championing what’s right. We might not all nod in sync on every little thing in life, but our Battle Lines are drawn tight, and we’re ready to defend them tooth and nail. Let’s roll.
Battle Lines
Truth
Freedom
Finance
Sexuality
Health
America First
Faith
Freedom
Finance
Sexuality
Health
America First
Faith
Donate
Donating to Heterosexual Awesomeness Inc (@heteroawesome) means backing a 501(c)(3) war machine—tax-deductible, no waste, all muscle. Every buck fuels killer digital content that lifts family values to the heavens and obliterates the losers trying to tear them down. Unlike those grift-riddled nonprofits, we’re clean: no salaries for Founder Mark Fitzpatrick or his kin, no padded pockets—every dollar’s tracked with DOGE-style transparency for our supporters. You’re not just giving cash; you’re arming a fearless tribe to smash anti-family garbage and fortify what matters. Join our fight!